July 7, 2006 · filed under blonde moments, food

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say no to sausage

Alternate title: Why I choose to wear very small string bikinis even though I’m still having quite a time fitting into my skinny pants, and also still having a hard time giving up my Thin Mint addiction. (No food that has “thin” in the name should ever contribute to cellulite, if you ask me.)

Me: I tried on my new bikinis last night and didn’t HATE myself
Friend: the one has string bottoms, you are brave!
Me: well….I find that the string is deceiving because you can loosen it. Plus, it just SQUEEZES less. It skims the fat instead of sausaging it
Friend: swimsuit casing is the worst
Friend: SAY NO TO SAUSAGE

12 Comments

  2. Isabel
    July 7, 2006 11:31 am

    I totally know what you’re talking about.

    And I’m sure you looked HOTT!

  3. -R-
    July 7, 2006 12:07 pm

    I love the suits in the last post! And I must say that you and your friend make very good (and hilarious) points. Sausage is definitely bad.

  4. Lauren
    July 7, 2006 12:48 pm

    We should start a no sausage petition! Just say no!!

  5. haggalicious
    July 7, 2006 1:04 pm

    AMEN!! I hate the suits that do that!

  6. Liberal Banana
    July 7, 2006 1:54 pm

    JUST SAY NO! Also food related body image thing: say no to muffin tops! Ha ha…

  7. Sarah
    July 7, 2006 2:03 pm

    A funny story for you:

    Michael: Someone spent $85 dollars at Victoria’s Secret
    Sarah: Someone? It was me, of course, what do you mean Someone?
    Michael: That’s a lot of underwear…
    Sarah: Not underwear, bathing suits
    Michael: $85 in bathing suits!?!
    Sarah: Don’t be mad at me, I blame Janet.

    If my marriage fails, I might have to blame you!

  8. amieable
    July 7, 2006 2:26 pm

    But what does one do about cottage cheese thighs?

  9. Erika
    July 7, 2006 2:39 pm

    I TOTALLY KNOW that concept. Yuck. Happens with underwear too. Not that I wear string underwear. *SIGH* I remember bikinis…

    Oh Sarah, how I wish it had only cost me $85 to find two decent suits this year. :o (

  10. Alexa
    July 7, 2006 2:50 pm

    Good one Liberal Banana on the Muffin Top! Once you are aware of the muffins, you see them everywhere.

  11. Durga
    July 7, 2006 3:59 pm

    Miss.Daly to Mrs.Bratten very soon huh?
    Congrats. Can’t wait for pics. :)

  12. Ella
    July 9, 2006 9:21 pm

    I know that as women we want to look great in a bathing suit but here is a word of advice from a recent bride. Your hunny then hubby will not give a damn what bikini you’re wearing because he adores you and realistically doesn’t want you to leave the hotel room. I worried about it for months before the wedding and once I got there all the stress of the wedding finally melted off and I didn’t care about a thing. I ordered extra wine and dessert with EACH meal.
    Its YOUR wedding and honeymoon so relax and enjoy it. You’re beautiful just the way you are.