my thanksgiving weekend

November 25th, 2007 @ 11:49 pm | blonde moments | Post a Comment

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Black Friday: The day I barfed all day long, and pumpkin pie will never again taste the same. (Upsides include total consumerism avoidance and negative caloric intake!)

Six relatives and their six matching Macbooks treat Panera Bread like a $4.67 hooker. ($4.67 being the cost of 1 coffee, 2 sodas, and 3 ice waters, all purchased in exchange for a few sweet hours of free WiFi.)

Miracle on I-95: We drove through Delaware on a holiday weekend and didn’t run into a single major traffic jam, NOT EVEN AT THE TOLLS. (And then we all died of disbelief and joy.)

Felines are not thankful for being abandoned and left out of turkey leftovers, and they show it with puddles of pee. (Hate.)

And for all the teasing I do about Delaware, it is a really pretty place. See for yourselves.

silhouette of a big bird

slow, children playing

old fence

comments

  1. So sorry about the Black Friday Vomit Fest (and sorry about the comments you’ll surely soon be getting about PREGNANT! YOU’RE SO PREGNANT!!!!!!!)

    written by Janssen

    November 25th, 2007 @ 11:58 pm

  2. Oh noooooo! Sorry you got sick. Did your in-laws food poison you!? Just kidding!!!! Hope you’re all better now.

    written by alison

    November 26th, 2007 @ 12:27 am