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say no to sausage

July 7th, 2006 @ 7:48 am | blonde moments, food | Post a Comment

Alternate title: Why I choose to wear very small string bikinis even though I’m still having quite a time fitting into my skinny pants, and also still having a hard time giving up my Thin Mint addiction. (No food that has “thin” in the name should ever contribute to cellulite, if you ask me.)

Me: I tried on my new bikinis last night and didn’t HATE myself
Friend: the one has string bottoms, you are brave!
Me: well….I find that the string is deceiving because you can loosen it. Plus, it just SQUEEZES less. It skims the fat instead of sausaging it
Friend: swimsuit casing is the worst
Friend: SAY NO TO SAUSAGE

comments

  1. Hillarious!!

    written by jessica

    July 7th, 2006 @ 9:06 am

  2. I totally know what you’re talking about.

    And I’m sure you looked HOTT!

    written by Isabel

    July 7th, 2006 @ 11:31 am

  3. I love the suits in the last post! And I must say that you and your friend make very good (and hilarious) points. Sausage is definitely bad.

    written by -R-

    July 7th, 2006 @ 12:07 pm

  4. We should start a no sausage petition! Just say no!!

    written by Lauren

    July 7th, 2006 @ 12:48 pm

  5. AMEN!! I hate the suits that do that!

    written by haggalicious

    July 7th, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

  6. JUST SAY NO! Also food related body image thing: say no to muffin tops! Ha ha…

    written by Liberal Banana

    July 7th, 2006 @ 1:54 pm

  7. A funny story for you:

    Michael: Someone spent $85 dollars at Victoria’s Secret
    Sarah: Someone? It was me, of course, what do you mean Someone?
    Michael: That’s a lot of underwear…
    Sarah: Not underwear, bathing suits
    Michael: $85 in bathing suits!?!
    Sarah: Don’t be mad at me, I blame Janet.

    If my marriage fails, I might have to blame you!

    written by Sarah

    July 7th, 2006 @ 2:03 pm

  8. But what does one do about cottage cheese thighs?

    written by amieable

    July 7th, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

  9. I TOTALLY KNOW that concept. Yuck. Happens with underwear too. Not that I wear string underwear. *SIGH* I remember bikinis…

    Oh Sarah, how I wish it had only cost me $85 to find two decent suits this year. :o(

    written by Erika

    July 7th, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

  10. Good one Liberal Banana on the Muffin Top! Once you are aware of the muffins, you see them everywhere.

    written by Alexa

    July 7th, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

  11. Miss.Daly to Mrs.Bratten very soon huh?
    Congrats. Can’t wait for pics. :)

    written by Durga

    July 7th, 2006 @ 3:59 pm

  12. I know that as women we want to look great in a bathing suit but here is a word of advice from a recent bride. Your hunny then hubby will not give a damn what bikini you’re wearing because he adores you and realistically doesn’t want you to leave the hotel room. I worried about it for months before the wedding and once I got there all the stress of the wedding finally melted off and I didn’t care about a thing. I ordered extra wine and dessert with EACH meal.
    Its YOUR wedding and honeymoon so relax and enjoy it. You’re beautiful just the way you are.

    written by Ella

    July 9th, 2006 @ 9:21 pm