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california dreaming

While you are reading this, I am enjoying myself in sunny (with a chance of rain) southern California. More specifically Orange County. The last time I went to California I was eleven years old and my mom took my sister and me to Disneyland. While I don’t plan on visiting Mickey or hanging with Cinderella in her castle this time, I most certainly plan to:

  • check out the gated communities and the crazies who live in them
  • hang out with Rachel Bilson
  • claim I’m one of the girls on Laguna Beach, not that I’ve ever seen the show or anything
  • check out hot surfer dudes (shhhh don’t tell husband)
  • join the Republican party (omg I can’t believe I just said that! I take it back!)
  • get stuck in traffic surrounded by luxury cars
  • get really skinny and tan and even blonder

If you couldn’t tell, I know absoultely nothing about the OC except what I see on television and from some other common stereotypes. Really, I’ll be hanging out with family and celebrating the wedding of my new cousins. I also plan on drinking a lot of margaritas, because it’s pretty darn close to Mexico down there.

Happy weekend all!


comments

  1. Dude … If you see Jo from “The Real Housewives…” SLAP her. She’s just awful.

    Have a great vacation!

  2. If you see Rachel Bilson, slap her too. I hate her ever since seeing The Last Kiss. I know, it was just a role. But still. Hooker.

    I love Laguna Beach (love to hate, I should say). NOt that I’ve ever see it either.

  3. Have fun while I suffer here with a foot of snow (if the weather people are actually right). Enjoy the time with your family!

  4. Ooh, have fun! What sparked the mild fit of flip-floppery in the political realm?

  5. Look at you, just all of a sudden saying, “Guess what? I’m in sunny southern California!” I bet you waited so that we wouldn’t be jealous and hate you in advance, right? :)

  6. You totally forgot “Eat 100 burgers from In & Out!”

    I guess that kind of defeats the whole “get super skinny” thing. But, In & Out! Yummy!

  7. It’s amazing what sort of views non-Californian’s have about California just from watching TV shows. I have a number of out-of-state relatives who live in places like Minnesota, Wisconsin, Washington, and Arizona. And you’d think I live in a state that is 100% paved freeway, palm tree, and big city. Translation: that it’s all L.A. Couldn’t be further from the truth. I live in a mostly unspoiled area called the Central Coast. North of where I live is real cowboy country until you get to S.F.

    Okay, I could go on listing the ways and wonders of Cali, but I know y’all reeeeally don’t think it’s all L.A., so I’ll stop here. :D
    Hope you have fun down in Orange County!

  8. Oooh! Funsies for you!! I must admit, as I scraped 2 feet of snow off my car this morning I was daydreaming about sunshine and beach and palm trees…. sigh, June will be here soon enough I suppose! Have Fun, Be Good, and All That.

  9. You’re in California?! Only an hour away from me!! If only I’d known sooner, I’d have made you a cake and delivered it! Hope your weekend is great!

  10. You’re here in SoCal!? Cooool! Have a wonderful long weekend, ok? Next time you should come up to SB.

  11. I think you should just slap any blondely beautiful woman you see while you’re there. Just because, you know..

  12. Janet!!

    Call me!! I live in the OC and I would LOVE to see you!!!!

    written by Bonnie

    February 24th, 2007 @ 3:03 am

  13. Please bring sunshine back to the east coast.

  14. Tell Rachel I say hi. Oh and have a margarita for me.

  15. On the slapping people thread, I would like it very much if you would slap Slade. He is possibly the most insecurely annoying fellow I’ve ever watched on television. He could use it!

  16. Isn’t the “Real Housewives…” so like a trainwreck? SUCH horrible human beings, yet I. CAN’T. STOP. WATCHING.

  17. Oh, you are so OC and dont want your readers to know it…

  18. we looooooooooooved having you here and miss you already!
    come back soon!!!!! Get that bum husband of yours a job out here so we can turn this damn conservative orange county around!!! love you!